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NaPoWriMo 2016

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things i think while cycling

they try to encourage me "i was once like you", a smile and a generous voice descends upon my ears, "but now i much prefer a yogurt smoothie to a hot fudge sundae, a six mile run to an afternoon lying by the pool" i mumble under my breath, keeping it beneath their notice, "you were never like me, if you were, you would have slapped yourself for even thinking something like that" they are clearly crazy to prefer the haiku of a rice cake to the full moon howl of pulled pork churn and burn like robots rather than relax and catch up on that show everyone watches mine, i know, is a useless sanity knowing the difference between tiramisu and tofu, a dogged connection to a reality which can only hasten the day when the earth will be inherited by jogging fools and their lunatic juice power gospel.